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She Wished She Ordered from CVS12/13/2025 On a scale of one to ten, how satisfied were you with the delivery?
A woman in Hopkinsville, Kentucky patiently waited for her urgent medication delivery. Instead, she got two arms and four fingers on ice — yes, literal human body parts. The package originated in Nashville and was intended for a medical-training facility (not for transplant), but the courier screw-up swapped it with her meds. Local coroner Scott Daniel had originated the shipment of the body parts and told the woman to not refrigerate them, not touch them more than necessary, and call authorities immediately. Safe advice. The woman eventually got her correct medication the next day. The body part package was rerouted to where it was meant to be. And you thought waiting in line at CVS behind the woman getting 14 prescriptions for multiple family members was bad. The above is true, but it is a filler article in place of what was going to be a massive announcement...well...an announcement about an upcoming project. But major decisions are still being tested with an expert human panel of...people...a couple of guys. Maybe next week the announcement will come. questions or comments to: [email protected]
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Andrea
12/13/2025 05:46:03 pm
Whaaaat?!!!?!?
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