Paperback Writer Is Here—Writing, Crayons, AI, and Bingo Exposed

It's Here! My New Humor Book Is Now Live on Amazon

​Ripped from Today's Headlines Expose of Writing, Bingo Night, The Crayon Conspiracy, and Why It Won't Matter Because Artificial Intelligence is Going to Get All of Us.

And It's Illustrated. For Those of You Who Mostly Pretend to Read, or Who Like Adult Coloring Books.

​Start with the Picture of Olga, your New Eastern European Girl Friend and Writing Coach.

Well, I’ve done it again. I’ve written another book instead of retiring gracefully or learning to play pickleball.
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Paperback Writer: Now Appearing at Bingo Night is officially available on Amazon—in paperback, ebook, and (soon) as an audiobook narrated by yours truly, assuming I can get through it without laughing at my own jokes.

This book is part stand-up act, part memoir, and part therapy session for anyone who’s ever tried to write a novel and wondered, “Why am I doing this to myself?” It’s about selling out, giving up, starting over, and finding humor while ignoring the upcoming demise of humanity at the hands of Artificial Intelligence..
​There's also a suitable-for-coloring illustration of a Dog Who Resembles Larry The Cable Guy.

If you've read my other books, you'll recognize the usual suspects: sarcasm, crayon references, the threat of AI, and occasional wisdom disguised as punchlines. If you're new here—welcome to the circus.

The book is priced at $7.99. The ebook is 2.99. What can I say, Amazon changed its pricing structure.

I get it—$7.99 feels like a lot in a world where people expect free two-day shipping, free streaming, and free entertainment delivered directly into their eyeballs. But here’s the thing: Paperback Writer wasn’t spit out by a content farm in Belarus. I actually wrote it. Thought about it. Edited it. Added jokes. Added illustrations. Then fought with formatting software for days until it stopped eating my margins. You’re not just buying a book—you’re supporting the delusional dream of a semi-retired wiseass trying to make sense of the world with crayons and sarcasm. So yeah. I think it’s worth eight bucks.

You can grab your copy right here on Amazon. I'd be honored (and be able to afford having that check engine light looked at) if you checked it out, left a review, or just forwarded it to someone who still has the attention span to read a little bit.

Thanks for sticking with me. See you at Bingo.

Here's that link again, in case you missed it one paragraph ago.
Buy today, before the robots take over.

link:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FHWMRTQ2