Lois Visits the Farm

I moved way out in the country over twenty years ago. We have lots of varieties of insects that I didn't see growing up in the suburbs. Many of the bugs are way bigger than I was used to seeing.

As far as I know, my farm was never the site for any nuclear testing, but we do have huge mutant ants.

When we first moved in our friend Lois Lane visited. Like many of our suburban friends she dressed inappropriately for the farm tour. When she became detached from our group, I heard the approach of scuttling legs, and turned to see her being attacked by one of the freakish ants.

Fortunately, I had just purchased a flame thrower from Tractor Supply. It was on sale and you never know when you might need one. Using the handy weapon I was able to roast the attacker, but it was a close call.

Lois Lane was unhurt but badly shaken, and still wearing her pearls rapidly tossed down several shots of Jack Daniels to steady her nerves, but being a lady, she did not remove her hat.

Lois's experience has led us to caution women about wearing high heels on the farm.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: The facts in the above account have not been independently verified.

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