Golf Jokes vs. Tennis Jokes

I recently had the wonderful experience of talking to my Junior High School basketball coach. To put this in perspective, I played for him in 1966. He got in touch because he read Losing Lola. That's one of the great things about this writing stuff-I have heard from lots of people and have also digitally made new friends all over the world.

The coach and I hadn't spoken in probably 40 years. During our conversation we both expressed  our enjoyment of golf, and told each other a golf joke.

Afterwards I thought about Golf jokes. There are so many, and a lot of them are good. I used to play Tennis, but I don't know any Tennis jokes. Why is that? Could it be that there's a lot of standing around in Golf, while in Tennis you're running all the time?

If anyone has opinions on this topic, or knows a Tennis joke, please email me at:
sincerejimmy942@gmail.com